Me: why did you call the record rubber suit?
Alex: Because it felt right.
Alex: Yeah. It has rubbery bass.
Me: What do you think about the typeface?
Alex: Oh right. Um. Do we have to talk about the typeface?
Me: No. What would you rather talk about, Alex?
Alex: This is the best interview ever.
Me: I know.
Alex: Let's talk about bass and treble in human relationships.
Me: ah hmm. How do you mean?
Alex: How long will this go on for, Miranda?
Me: Not long. Tell us about what you're doing tonight, Alex.
Alex: I'm on resonance fm
on the Process Minimal show.
Me: Will you shout out for mimi?
Alex: I so will. It was the first thing that came to mind when I knew I was going on the radio.
Me: I'm touched. I will now listen to your songs on myspace.
Me: Thanks for sitting next to me in the studio today Alex, I really like it.
Alex: It's been incredible. Go buy my record on Monday.