open petitions

There's a lot of fun to be had perusing the open petitions.

Some of my favourites:

Ban the keeping of Goldfish in bowls or unfiltered containers.

Stop wasting taxpayers money by replacing ALL tyres on police vehicles just because 1 tyre has a puncture or fault.

Cut A & E waiting times

Actively encourage different communities living separate lives from other ethnicities

NOT encourage the U.K. to host the 2018 World Cup; however it is funded.

(Please note, some grammar used does not make much sense)